Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks; but I never had the chance of discovering in that way; and you did not help me!” ― Thomas Hardy, Tess of the D'Urbervilles. "My belief is to achieve success in any scheme one has to make oneself master of that scheme, know it inside and out, know every detail. "The harder I work the more luck I seem to have. Images: my50shadesofpretty(2), lovingeverlark; ultraeuphoria69; fiftyshadesofgreyinspiration; i-am-julss;stilezs.tumblr; simplyfilmandtv; /Tumblr, Giphy, simplyfilmandtv; imyours90; simplyfilmandtv/Tumblr. That's a quote from Tess of the D'Urbervilles. You must be Elliot. Hey! Although I do hear it gets really humid in Georgia at this time of year. Again, I've never read the books, so here's my interpretation of what these excerpts mean. I will gain a great deal of pleasure, joy even, in your submission. : Kate Kavanagh "In the back of my mind, my motherâs often-recited warning comes to me: Never trust a man who can dance.". She’s the best PA I’ve had. Anastasia Steele 20. It's an actual bear that's the punishment, right? "âDonât leave me. Okay. : Whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to curse at a Disney character, bro. : "âItâs taking all my self-control not to f**k you on the hood of this car right now, just to show you that you are mine, and if I want to buy you a f**king car, Iâll buy you a f**king car,â he growls. "I don't know." Stay down there. Get me Welch on the line and find out when Flynn is back from vacation. : I know how they tick, what makes them flourish, what doesnât, what inspires them, and how to incentivize them. : When you clicked on this article about cringe-worthy moments in Fifty Shades of Grey, you probably thought to yourself, "All of it." Welcome welcome. : Christian Grey [interrupts] : : 1. : Sound like you've accomplished some pretty impressive things. You look different. Fucking red tape. : : I hope he's not saying these things while having sex. Okay, and now you're defending him. Kate Kavanagh He couldn't stay. Kate Kavanagh "Itâs about gaining your trust and your respect, so youâll let me exert my will over you. I can't accept these, I have to send them back. “Yes, Mr. Grey.” Iâve wanted you since you fell into my office, and I know you want me. Email me if something changes. "âChopin. : Both are bleak books, with tragic themes. Kate Kavanagh Anastasia Steele Kate Kavanagh Donât forget it.â". It was the first time I doubted our marriage could work. I step into the elevator and it shoots up to the twentieth floor. Anastasia Steele It depends on my mood. First, I donât make love. Is this when the book takes a sharp left turn? Some children do visit her parents now and again. “The background check you did for me last week. We actually met when Anastasia interviewed me for the student newspaper. ", 13. Oh my God, these must be from Christian. You are mine.ââ, 30. : Looks like you and Grey did some celebrating last night. Kate Kavanagh : : Forget about all those details for tonight. Oh my God, it does. Who's car keys are those, then? Come home Sunday.”, Copyrights by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. "You see, Ana, men think that anything that comes out of a womanâs mouth is a problem to be solved. I like to possess things, things that will rise in value, like first editions. : To be fair, her mother was left by her husband, a traveling professional salsa dancer. After everything we’ve been through, with how paranoid you are, if you can’t even entertain that possibility, then you’re seriously fifty shades of fucked up.” Everything I was saying was unforgivable. Tuna salad. Look, before you say anything. : I know that then, a movie started being made about it and the first choice to play the sexy man dropped out, so they hired another sexy man. Kate Kavanagh And Football! Whoever this Christian guy is, he's super pretentious with his music. Christian Grey I’ll take the word “men-folk” out. Yes. : "âForget about the rules. Laters, baby. “No, that will be all.” I hang up and stare at the books on my desk. : HANG ON. But our contacts on the ground are hesitant about the road journey to Darfur. 2. âA man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.â. Elliot and Jose helped us move in. Only once? Kate Kavanagh So, how long have you two known each other? ", 33. Once. Odd doesn't even cover it. : But God, does it have to be Detroit?”, “I don’t know what you have against the place. Iâm not the man for you.â. “Yes, sir.” She gives me a rare smile and leaves my office. : This is what I can do. Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey I know the trailer was released and everyone got all hot and bothered by it. Anastasia Steele Technical Specs. Why didn’t you warn me? 29. I am! : He lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator. All rights reserved. "Business is all about people, Miss Steele, and Iâm very good at judging people. She and Jamie Dornan have no chemistry on screen. I’ve chosen a quote. : I mean, you know, he was very smart and intense. We're starting with you. : You know the tax breaks in Detroit are huge. She hasn’t fucked this up for once. Release Dates : ", 24. : 43. “Good morning, Mr. Grey,” Barry on security greets me as he presses the button to summon the elevator. How nice! This is news to me. “Forget those for now. Grey?”, “Take these, package them, and courier them to Anastasia Steele, the girl who interviewed me last week. Even though Jude is in better condition, it’s no contest. You hear that, Christian? See, I know my stuff! "âAnastasia, Iâm not a hearts and flowers kind of man ⦠I donât do romance. Because it's made of down feathers and silk, of course. This guy is just using his knowledge of music to get into your pants. How nice! I do have a GPS and a 4.0 GPA. I'm getting an, "I really studied Mein Kampf" vibe here. That's odd. 15. Why didnât you warn me? “How about hiking around Portland. "âI want you sore, baby,â he murmurs, and he continues his sweet, leisurely torment, backward, forward. Yes, I want to be in Christian Greyâs bed.". Sex Robot is starting to lose a few wires. Anastasia Steele My heart is thumping. So what you're telling me is...Fifty Shades of Grey is a cautionary tale? Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks… I slip the card into the envelope provided and on it write Ana’s address, which is ingrained in my memory from Welch’s background check. I am so proud of you, Annie. I'm terminating this conversation.